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darthxochitl:

i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”

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  • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
  • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
  • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
  • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.



substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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rominatrix:

[x]

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who could ever love a man that’s cursed?

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lieutenantducklings:

I can be happy …

requested by hook-a-boo

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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